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I Woke Up In A Strange Place...

27 May
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"It's like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All winter long the grasshopper collected acorns while the octopus sat on the couch watching tv and mooched off his girlfriend. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

"He's dead, Jim."

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acquiring music, attractive boys, awesome english professors, awkward silences, being better than you, being dr. zoidberg, being mean and stuff, being pleasantly surprised, bitchy-mouthed soccer girls, blue nun, bruce campbell films, caffeine addiction, calculus, cancelling/reinstating my wedding, cigarettes, cocktails, comfortable silences, contempt, conversation, corrosive chemicals, cowardice, cynicism, decadent fiction, delicious chapstick, dirty dreams, dorothy parker, drag queens, dreary old poetry, earl grey tea, elaborate jewelry, evil deeds, excess, executive transvestites, existentialism, eyeliner, fran lebowitz, futurama, gin and tonics, ginger ices, hair dye, iniquity, intelligent company, jailbait, jeff buckley, kicking shins, kissing gay boys, kissing inanimate objects, kissing straight boys, knitting my finacee hats, kumquats, lesbian wedding receptions, loving the unattainable, mansquito, mercy killings, midnight phone calls, misanthropy, mixing drinks, mr. spock, my poorly executed haircuts, new york city, not being completely disappointed, not being itchy, nuclear wessels, old black lace, old school goth bands, oscar wilde, ouzo, over-priced vices, pad thai, photography, physics, pin curls, pleasant smells, plotting civilization's downfall, positive population checks, raising the sea level, really good apples, red wine, sarcasm, science fiction, seducing gay men, sexual frustration, sexy voice mails, shrimp toast, silent horror films, sleep, sleeping in strange bathtubs, string theory, substance induced lucidity, subtle innuendo, the muppets, the smell of peroxide, the twilight zone, tormenting the less intelligent, unattractive boys, vintage fashion, vintage star trek, watching tony dance, writing cynical essays, writing saucy haikus